Classic Life Relation of Men, Women & Donkey!

Equation 1:
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore, Human = Donkey + work + enjoy
Therefore, Human – enjoy = Donkey + work
In other words, Human that don’t know enjoy = Donkey that work

Equation 2
Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore, Men = Donkeys + earn money
Therefore, Men – earn money = Donkeys
In other words, Men that don’t earn money = Donkeys

Equation 3
Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore, Women = Donkeys + spend
Therefore, Women – spend = Donkeys
In other words, Women that don’t spend = Donkeys

To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3
Men that don’t earn money = Women that don’t spend.
So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)
And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2)

So, we have?
Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money
Therefore from Postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude

Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

What is Recession?

This Story is about a man who once upon a time was selling Hotdogs by the roadside. He was illiterate, so he never read newspapers. He was hard of hearing, so he never listened to the radio. His eyes were weak, so he never watched television. But enthusiastically, he sold lots of hotdogs. He was smart enough to offer some attractive schemes to increase his sales. His sales and profit went up. He ordered more a more raw material and buns and use to sale more. He recruited few more supporting staff to serve more customers. He started offering home deliveries. Eventually he got himself a bigger and better stove. As his business was growing, the son, who had recently graduated from College, joined his father.

Then something strange happened.

The son asked, “Dad, aren’t you aware of the great recession that is coming our way?” The father replied, “No, but tell me about it.” The son said, “The international situation is terrible. The domestic situation is even worse. We should be prepared for the coming bad times.” The man thought that since his son had been to college, read the papers, listened to the radio and watched TV. He ought to know and his advice should not be taken lightly. So the next day onwards, the father cut down the his raw material order and buns, took down the colorful signboard, removed all the special schemes he was offering to the customers and was no longer as enthusiastic.

He reduced his staff strength by giving layoffs.

Very soon, fewer and fewer people bothered to stop at his hotdog stand. And his sales started coming down rapidly, same is the profit. The father said to his son, “Son, you were right”. “We are in the middle of a recession and crisis. I am glad you warned me ahead of time.”

Moral of The Story: It’s all in your MIND! And we actually FUEL this recession much more than we think we do!!!!!!!!!!!!

1st April Ideal Gift

We do lots of preparations on what to gift & how to celebrate on the eve of Valentine Day & Friendship Day to our loved ones. But have you ever thought of What you would like to gift on the eve of April Fool to your loved ones? When I asked the same question on LinkedIn I got few good responses, so I thought of asking you all the same. What you will Gift?

Few LinkedIn replies:

1. A cuckoo clock inside an Easter egg.
2. Maybe one of those fake instant lottery tickets that claims to be a $10,000 winner and then when you turn it over it says you need to redeem it through Santa Clause.

Let everybody know your naughty idea. How you will fool your loved ones?

1. Cracking a bad joke
2. Gifting an empty box
3. Serving the food with extra salt
4. Asking them to come at some place to meet & you will not go

Now its your chance. Express your ideas as comments to this post

www.ihprods.com

In continuation to my last post about Laptop bed stand, IHP (Innovative Health Products – We Care for You) a Bangalore based Healthcare product company has lunched their official web site www.ihprods.com.

Current version of www.ihprods.com focus on the various usage & benefits of laptop bed stand. IHP is also providing free home delivery in India at discounted price of Rs. 1999.

At the release of the web site MD of IHP Mr. Rajesh say “We got very good response for laptop bed stand. We are also working on few more healthcare products and are accepted to hit the market in next quarter.”

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IHP’s Laptop Bed Stand – Just for INR 2000

Innovative Health Products, Bangalore based Health Care company has introduced Laptop Bed Stand first time in India. This stand is made of solid wood and Unique in its ability to properly position your laptop for reclined computing. Useful for Software Professionals, Lawyers, Doctors, Professors, Students and everybody who uses laptop frequently. Helpful in reducing Neck and Back Pain.

A GREAT option for people with pain or disabilities!

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Why Bed Stand?

1. Fits all Laptops.
2. Eliminates overheating.
3. Bed, sofa & recliner friendly.
4. Increases your computing time.
5. Highly adjustable. 
6. Very stable laptop desk.
7. Quality components.

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2. Designed for Maximum Comfort.
3. Fits all Laptops.
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5. Lightweight & easy to carry.
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Fern & the Bamboo

One day I decided to quit…

I quit my job, my relationship, my spirituality…

I wanted to quit my life.

I went to the woods to have one last talk with God.

“God”, I said. “Can you give me one good reason not to quit?”

His answer surprised me…

“Look around”, He said. “Do you see the fern and the bamboo?”

“Yes”, I replied.

“When I planted the fern and the bamboo seeds, I took very good care of them. I gave them light. I gave them water.

The fern quickly grew from the earth. Its brilliant green covered the floor. Yet nothing came from the bamboo seed. But I did not quit on the bamboo. In the second year the Fern grew more vibrant and plentiful. And again, nothing came from the bamboo seed. But I did not quit on the bamboo. He said.

“In year three there was still nothing from the bamboo seed. But I would not quit..

In year four, again, there was nothing from the bamboo see.

I would not quit.” He said.

“Then in the fifth year a tiny sprout emerged from the earth.

Compared to the fern it was seemingly small and insignificant. ..But just 6 months later the bamboo rose to over 100 feet tall.

It had spent the five years growing roots. Those roots made it strong and gave it what it needed to survive.

I would not give any of my creations a challenge it could not handle.”

He said to me. “Did you know, my child, that all this time you have been struggling, you have actually been growing roots?”

“I would not quit on the bamboo. I will never quit on you.”

“Don’t compare yourself to others.” He said. “The bamboo had a different purpose than the fern. Yet they both make the forest beautiful.”

“ Your time will come“, God said to me. ” You will rise high”

“How high should I rise?” I asked.

“How high will the bamboo rise?” He asked in return.

“As high as it can?” I questioned.

“Yes.” He said, “Give me glory by rising as high as you can.”

I left the forest and bring back this story.

I hope these words can help you see that God will never give up on you.

Homemade Pest Control

Today Cockroaches, Ants, Rats, Bugs are everywhere and to control these we normally take help of some pest control company. We don’t know what they do only thing we know is we end up by paying huge amount to those companies but the end result is not that effective.

I have also faced the problem of cockroaches and because of which I have even planned to shift the house. I have done various things to control the cockroaches but nothing is helpful to me. But at last I found one home made solution for cockroaches which is much more effective, safer and cheaper than any pest control / management company like Godrej Hicare, Deccan Pest Control etc.

What is that?

Very simple just mix Milkmaid with Boric Powder and make small balls of it, put those balls everywhere in the cupboards and where you see more cockroaches. That’s it soon in weeks time no cockroaches. The same method is also being used by our Indian Navy.