Why the British left India?
June 27, 2008North Indian vs South Indian Wife
June 6, 2008What it means to have A North Indian Girl as Wife
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At the time of marriage, a north Indian girl has more boyfriends than her age.
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Before marriage, she looks almost like a bollywood heroine & after marriage you have to go around her twice to completely hug her.
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By the time she professes her undevoted love to you, you are bankrupt because of the number of times you had to take her out to movies, theatres and restaurants. And you wait longingly for her dowry.
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The only dishes she can think of to cook is paneer butter masala, aloo sabji, aloo gobi sabji, aloo matar, aloo paneer, that after eating all those paneer and aloos you are either in the bed with chronic cholestrol or chronic gas disorder.
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The only growth that you see later in your career is the rise in your monthly phone bill.
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You are blinded by her love that you think that she is a blonde. Only later do you come to know that it is because of the mehandhi that she applies to cover her grey hair.
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When you come home from office she is very busy watching “Kyonki saas bhi kabi bahu thi” that you either end up eating outside or cooking yourself.
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You are a very “ESpecial” person to her.
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She always thought that Madras is a state and covers the whole of south india until she met you.
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When she says she is going to “work out” she means she is going to ” walk out”
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She has greater number of relatives than the number of people you have in your home town.
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The only two sentences in English that she knows are “Thank you” and “How are you”
What it means to have A South Indian Girl as Wife
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Her mother looks down at you because you didn’t study in IIT or Madras / Anna University .
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Her father starts or ends every conversation with ” … I say…”
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She shudders if you use four letter words.
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She has long hair, neatly oiled and braided (The Dubai based Oil Well Company will negotiate with her on a 25 year contract to extract coconut oil from her hair.)
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She uses the word ‘Super’ as her only superlative.
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Her name is another name for a Goddess or a flower.
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Her first name is longer than your first name, middle name and surname combined (unless you are from Andhra)
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When she mixes milk/curd and rice you are never sure whether it is for the dog or for herself.
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For weddings, she sports a mini jasmine garden on her head and wears silk saris in the Madras heat without looking too uncomfortable while you are melting in your singlet.
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Her favorite cricketer is Krishnamachari Srikkanth.
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Her favorite food is Dosa though she has tried North Indian snacks like Chats (pronounced like the slang for ‘conversation’ )
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She bores you by telling you which raaga each song you hear is based on.
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You have to give her jewellery, though she has already got plenty of it .. Her Mangal Sutra weighs more than the championship belts worn by WWF wrestlers.
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Her father thinks she is much smarter than you.
What’s the sun sign of your deep crush?
June 6, 2008If you are planning to propose somebody and before that you want to know whether as per the sun signs you should propose or not. Here is the opportunity for you to check which sun sign is ideal for you. This is also helpful for those who are in love and want to know whether their sun signs are made for each other or not. Just refer the comparison matrix. So what are you waiting for …..
All About Torrent
June 5, 2008Today, we all are using the Torrent for downloading the free movies, songs, software etc, but most of us are not aware of what is torrent? how it works? who should use the torrent? terminologies associated with torrent? etc….
Recently I came across a web-site www.what-is-torrent.com. This site is really a informative site. I am using the torrent from last two years but I am not aware of the technical stuff behind this technology. Now I know
- What is torrent?
- Torrent clients
- Torrent principle
- Torrent search engines
- Torrent terminology
- Torrent legality
I would suggest all of you go through this site if you want to everything about the torrents. I would appreciate your comments, more details and suggestion on this topic.
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